January 20, 2006

No Epiphany Required

I think I just realized why I don't post very often. It is because I don't think that I really have anything good to write about. So I end up waiting months for an epiphany that never comes. But really every day I have thoughts and experience things that are more than worthy to make it onto my blog. Like today for instance I was sitting in class when this girl with an unfortunate looking knitted sweater in a fluorescent puke color walked in. She just so happen to sit in the seat in front of me so all during class I had to be blinded by this sweater. The more unfortunate thing was that she had a hat on that was a golden yellow, and just didn't go with the puke sweater. I thought of offering to give her fashion lessons, or at least teach her how to match colors. It is thoughts like these that give people the impression that I am a brat, but really I am the funniest person I know.

I mean how many people do you know that own silver shoes that look like ballerina slippers?

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